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ASK.REDOR

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ask.redor

Aloha peoples, well owing to public opinion and seeing as we have vowed to be controversial, I just had to create this page, ask any question you like, no matter how dumb or overly intelligent, we promise to answer them.

Question of life

If we are not however intelligent enough to answer your questions, well there’s always Google, Wikipedia or ask.com sef, and yes we’ll go that far just to please you. Well, if your question is so awesome that even Google has nothing on it, we promise to give you a whole blogpost to rant, answer your question, bleed (if your question is so ‘ghenghen’ it vexes some people and they’re after your life), and do whatever you oh so ‘AWESOMERRELY PLEASE’.

Thanks for your time, and remember no question is too stupid, people are.

@Paetir

5 responses

  1. Ruth

    *sigh*

    December 19, 2012 at 11:51 am

  2. Anu

    Dear Ask.Redor People :|, I was ashamed to ask at first but now that I have read this, I got super confidence ^_^ #power. Now that I am super charged I would like to know why is it that when I put food in my mouth, my mouth starts to move and teeth starts to grind 😦 😦 it is very disturbing … WHY? WHY? 😦 Help Me Redor People! ^_^

    April 3, 2013 at 6:32 am

    • The food has a relationship with your mouth. This relationship isn’t a normal one. I’m sure you’ve read 50 shades of grey yes? So you know about BDSM. The food is the dominant and your mouth is the submissive. Dazzall.

      April 6, 2013 at 6:06 am

  3. SalawaAbeni

    why you no get gehfren?

    April 3, 2013 at 7:29 am

    • I’m waiting for a girl to drop from the sky.

      April 6, 2013 at 6:06 am

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